The Republic of Abarri is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Ramón Aznar with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.617 billion Abarrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambarri. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abarrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,831 trillion Abarrian pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,691 Abarrian pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, the judicial system legislates morality, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime is totally unknown. Abarri's national animal is the black-necked swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abarri is ranked 4,432^nd in the world and 125^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 132.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.