The Conquering Socialist of Jatma is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by JJ with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.218 billion Jatmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lestrange. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jatman economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 164,647 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in Jatma and have breakfast in Bigtopia, Jatma has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, billions of credits are spent to take high-quality photos of the Tortoise Nebula, and there is a dearth of space for new houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jatma's national animal is the Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Jatma is ranked 287,519^th in the world and 6^th in New Western Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -511.04 on the Scary Big Number Scale.