The Federation of Kangelia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rina Setelo with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 8.458 billion Kangelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsalu-Opusa. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kangelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,316 trillion Maozis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,708 Maozis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kangelia's national animal is the Miu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tsisaism.

Kangelia is ranked 11,559^th in the world and 797^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.58 law-abiding acts per hour.