The Dictatorship of Kiikkulandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Janis Petke with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.664 billion Kiikkulandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highbutt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiikkulandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,892 trillion €s a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 276,957 €s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 811,464 per year while the poor average 74,559, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Kiikkulandians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos, and enemy governments seem especially interested in Kiikkulandia's election cycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kiikkulandia's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kiikkulandia is ranked 2,926^th in the world and 14^th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,371.05 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.