The Dictatorship of Kiikkulandia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Janis Petke with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 21.213 billion Kiikkulandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highbutt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiikkulandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,080 trillion €s a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 286,624 €s, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government is lending a hand to private industry, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, moles make up an incredible part of the upper crust, and a rogue brutalist can cement their town in the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kiikkulandia's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kiikkulandia is ranked 705^th in the world and 7^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 70.59 Obesity Rate.