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The Torn-Down Condominium of Cinnibar

“Goodnight, Everybody!” Yakko Warner

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Cinnibar

Population21.751 billion

CapitalVacant Lot
LeaderYakko Warner
Faith$6 SRIMP SPECIAL

CurrencyNil
AnimalStallion

The Torn-Down Condominium of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yakko Warner with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.751 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vacant Lot. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth a remarkable 2,085 trillion Nils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,890 Nils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is $6 SRIMP SPECIAL.

Cinnibar is ranked 286,677th in the world and 6,187th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -18.17 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 264thMost Influential: 793rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,414thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,921stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,546thMost Cultured: 5,404thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,529thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,870thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,252ndMost Pacifist: 6,567thBest Weather: 7,240thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,406thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,416thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,498thHealthiest Citizens: 7,603rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,638thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,659thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,707thHighest Food Quality: 7,813thMost Developed: 7,903rdNicest Citizens: 9,804thMost Stationary: 9,932ndSmartest Citizens: 11,331stHighest Economic Output: 11,980thMost Inclusive: 13,453rdLargest Populations: 13,611thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,326thLowest Crime Rates: 14,349thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,705thSafest: 15,894thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,622ndLargest Governments: 17,176thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,850thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,057thMost Devout: 25,886thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,816th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 118th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 164th in the regionMost Stationary: 200th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 231st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 235th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 239th in the regionMost Cultured: 241st in the regionLargest Populations: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 243rd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 324th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 327th in the regionMost Pacifist: 332nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 334th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 354th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 372nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 377th in the regionBest Weather: 391st in the regionMost Developed: 396th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 404th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 408th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 441st in the regionNicest Citizens: 500th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 539th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 560th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 585th in the regionMost Inclusive: 635th in the regionMost Devout: 635th in the region

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