The Incorporated States of Lucienite Comfed is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 308 million Lucienite Comfedians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The very strong Lucienite Comfedian economy, worth 23.6 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 76,636 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,490 per year while the poor average 18,047, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, government doublethinkers have declared that voting is slavery, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and the industries of Lucienite Comfed are coughing all the way to the bank. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Lucienite Comfed's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Lucienite Comfed is ranked 255,798^th in the world and 1,142^nd in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.