The Revolution of Monistans is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 746 million Monistans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mahmud. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Monistanis economy, worth 46.7 trillion Mons a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,597 Mons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Monistans incessantly needle their doctors for relief, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in, and "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Monistans's national animal is the Monistani turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Monistans is ranked 58,022^nd in the world and 84^th in Nordic Lands for Most Patriotic, with 24.24 flags saluted per person per day.