The Bio-Harmonic Republic of Euraziea is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Judge with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.68 billion Atlanticines are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urdam. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atlanticine economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion Atlantic Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 131,274 Atlantic Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, nations that kill an Atlanticine can expect a strongly worded letter, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euraziea's national animal is the White-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Euraziea is ranked 283,548^th in the world and 368^th in Nordic Lands for Most Primitive, scoring -406.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.