The Republic of Kazorton is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Consul with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.441 billion Kazortonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazora city. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kazortonian economy, worth 272 trillion Kazorton credits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,670 Kazorton credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Kazora City River, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, The Consul is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazorton's national animal is the wild kazor cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kazortian Polytheism.

Kazorton is ranked 100,210^th in the world and 2,479^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 15.03 flags saluted per person per day.