The Great Windy Federation of Neptunian Military Administration is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Konstantina Sotiropoulou with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.625 billion Neptunians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Athens. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,394 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,869 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All the world's a stage for Neptunian political theatrics, people are turning themselves into worm food, fish with fish chips have become the new Neptunian food staple, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime is totally unknown. Neptunian Military Administration's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Neptunian Orthodox.

Neptunian Military Administration is ranked 20,561^st in the world and 713^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,934.36 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.