Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: The North Pacific
Population | 9.009 billion |
Capital | Neopia |
Leader | Foreign Representative Schulze |
Currency | ouanepoume |
Animal | turtle |
The United Socialist States of Neopie is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Foreign Representative Schulze with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.009 billion Neopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neopia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Neopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,953 trillion ouanepoumes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 327,845 ouanepoumes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and government employees from Neopie dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neopie's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Neopie is ranked 440th in the world and 22nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 205.76 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neopie, government employees from Neopie dominate international lumberjack competitions.
- : Following new legislation in Neopie, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Neopie, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in Neopie, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
- : Following new legislation in Neopie, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
- : Neopie was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Neopie, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in Neopie, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
- : Neopie was endorsed by The Holy Blue Lucky Nation of The Tony Paporordia.
- : Neopie revoked its national faith.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 240 » Corfad, Bankowiata, Votak Matim, The Rhein States, Xentherida, Ethnon, Former English Colony, Shibutani, Siwale, Omnistria, Loutsland, Dreadton, Great Bights Mum, North Bratislava, Karazan, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kranostav, Koda-Land, Xagill, Soviet Terran, Unsophisticate, Empy, Perikuresu, Lemonbiscuits, Azzarel, Walter Jackson, Pasargad, Malta Comino Gozo, Chukstik Illahi, Sil Dorsett, Sikol, Frances Francis the First of France, Wilkshire, Merconitonitopia, Simone Republic, Andanavia, Wineclaw, Unshleepd, Pallaith, AmManies, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Laurendon, Hellsinky, Capitista, Le Free Republic, Aeolist, South Baba, Ennomeria, Eraver, and 190 others.Vincone Cae, Phoronu, PotatoFarmers, Inspiratus, David Davidson, Confederacy of North America, Fran Advar, Feelonia, Panama Coalition, Wisconsota, Kwaj, The Jerichowan Country, Holy Marcus Empire, Parpyduckland, Maott, KAP03land, Bornodia, Rainengrad, Cobolica, Regallio, The Arverni Lands, Singamadri, Gragadoia, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, Oannia, GPT-3, Filibustra, Thought Obliteration, Varisland, Omicron Persei V111, The Zheng Dynasty, Zyvetskistaahn, Sechiole, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Arucaria, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Nationeer, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, TamilPesum, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Esperonia, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Blyskalia, Federation of Vanguard, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Khoik, Austro-Bavarian States, Zerentopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Atrito, New Selkirk, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, The Confederate States of America, Marlducro, Catalis, Sattelbach, Vilaforta, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, New Atlantico, Frieszia, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, Roman Empire August, Kingdom of Time, Petronellania, Valentine Z, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, Ovekisu, Salish-Cascadia, Necromonia, Mk Steele, Fratanica, Gendirt, Velon, Rex Republic, Great Ignesia, Queen Ravenna Fontainon, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Alogiada, Cinnibar, Rezonovia, Bodhisva, Tugupaw, The Scarborough Administration, Inclement Space, Republiqueducroissant, New Cordyceps, Galbadiana, DarkMondoria, Neptunian Military Administration, Elomania, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Lionsroar, Sellaeta, Qep, Izern, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Eurocom, Furballland, Shoinkwishima, Frokolia, Tenana, Miletic, Casscata, Keb Numar, Zelenaya Dolina, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Dodos Revenge, Alire, Hyphen, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Illusia and Neverendia, Norwegian FOREST Cat, New Chiken, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, Joevala, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Sunnaria, Nebiyar, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Lugarvatn, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, Barxa, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Nistriabar, Altivia, Aoncarpa, ZleekyGgh, The New Oceanic States, Ardok, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Eralan, Ubeland, The Resoland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Dillimore, and The Tony Paporordia.