The Empire of Armonker is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Overlord Kratos with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 778 million Armonkerians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialism. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Armonkerian economy, worth 127 trillion Antimatters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 163,580 Antimatters, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,132,870 per year while the poor average 8,301, a ratio of 136 to 1.

Millions of Antimatters have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad Saber Toothed Tiger Disease, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Armonker with a very polite populace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armonker's national animal is the Saber Toothed Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Armonker is ranked 72,120^th in the world and 1,987^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,005.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.