The Protectorate of North Pacific Spy Agent 2 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 19.274 billion North Pacific Spy Agent 2ians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.1%.

The very strong North Pacific Spy Agent 2ian economy, worth 985 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,131 Shiny Green Things, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, and in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Pacific Spy Agent 2's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

North Pacific Spy Agent 2 is ranked 86,407^th in the world and 3,807^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 87.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.