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The Republic of Noyy

“Peace is as grateful as the ones who keep it” Christian Wessle

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The United Federations



Population2.313 billion

CapitalHolly Springs
LeaderChristian Wessle


The Republic of Noyy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Christian Wessle with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.313 billion Noyyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holly Springs. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noyyian economy, worth 315 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,345 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Noyy, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, and school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noyy's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Noyy is ranked 18,843rd in the world and 20th in The United Federations for Most Devout, with 1,276.12 Prayers Per Hour.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,051stMost Pacifist: 4,140thMost Inclusive: 4,240thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,269thNicest Citizens: 4,485thSafest: 4,599thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,979thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,066thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,102ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,232ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,585thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,295thHealthiest Citizens: 8,345thMost Developed: 8,416thTop
Best Weather: 8,762ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,132ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,833rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,412thMost Cultured: 10,989thLargest Governments: 11,156thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,261stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,298thSmartest Citizens: 11,735thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,513thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,645thMost Influential: 12,658thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,011thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,348thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,576thMost Efficient Economies: 15,229thHighest Average Incomes: 15,721st
Safest: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the region

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