The Card Overflow of Np 69 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 9.371 billion Np 69ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Np 69ian economy, worth 847 trillion nps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,418 nps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Np 69, citizens must pay to enjoy Np 69's pristine beaches, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Np 69's national animal is the np, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Np 69 is ranked 57,875^th in the world and 3,549^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.24 law-abiding acts per hour.