The Cayon Alliance Representer of NSC SPPLU Representative is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by UCL Seiteita Deril Gaelida with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.813 billion Splodiluians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saplepacau. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The Splodiluian economy, worth 519 trillion Nulcranis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,032 Nulcranis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Commercials are consistently recorded in soft white rooms, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. NSC SPPLU Representative's national animal is the Avren Crane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Naelitaism.

NSC SPPLU Representative is ranked 194,973^rd in the world and 13^th in Sub Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 57.42 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.