The Earubiah Hwalakangeo of Algueneia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Hwalakang Seouqheon Pamé Nahberé with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 4.489 billion Algueons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arèhalaj. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Algueneose economy, worth 546 trillion Qharuneis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,824 Qharuneis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Algueneia's national animal is the Algueneose Peafowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Al-Fahbilqah.

Algueneia is ranked 244,466^th in the world and 2,696^th in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.77 kickbacks per hour.