by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Staggering Hills of ParrrrTay

“Stand up for something or you will fall for everything”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Canada

OverviewFactbookPoliciesPeopleGovernmentEconomyRankTrendCards

ParrrrTay

Population37.733 billion

CapitalParkplace Pub

Currencysmash
Animalhampster

The Staggering Hills of ParrrrTay is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 37.733 billion ParrrrTayians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Education is also considered important, while Healthcare and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parkplace Pub. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.3%.

The frighteningly efficient ParrrrTayian economy, worth a remarkable 3,323 trillion smashes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 88,072 smashes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,811 per year while the poor average 22,858, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in ParrrrTay, and all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ParrrrTay's national animal is the hampster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ParrrrTay is ranked 63,589th in the world and 77th in Canada for Most Developed, scoring 61.5 on the Human Development Index.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 312thLargest Populations: 625thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 666thSafest: 867thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,128thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,471stFattest Citizens: 2,856thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,099thHighest Economic Output: 4,092ndRudest Citizens: 7,290thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,434thMost Secular: 8,138thLowest Crime Rates: 8,964thMost Influential: 9,932ndBest Weather: 12,052ndTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,561stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,938thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,552ndMost Primitive: 18,354thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,101stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,658thLargest Mining Sector: 22,690thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,936th
Top
5%
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ParrrrTay was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : ParrrrTay was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : ParrrrTay was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : ParrrrTay was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : ParrrrTay was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : ParrrrTay lodged a message on the Canada Regional Message Board.
  • : ParrrrTay was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : ParrrrTay was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : ParrrrTay was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : ParrrrTay lodged a message on the Canada Regional Message Board.

More...

View Forum posts

Report