Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: Canada
Population | 44.156 billion |
Capital | Parkplace Pub |
Currency | smash |
Animal | hampster |
The Staggering Hills of ParrrrTay is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 44.156 billion ParrrrTayians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The large, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Education is also considered important, while Healthcare and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parkplace Pub. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.3%.
The frighteningly efficient ParrrrTayian economy, worth a remarkable 3,888 trillion smashes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 88,072 smashes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,811 per year while the poor average 22,858, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.
Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in ParrrrTay, and all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ParrrrTay's national animal is the hampster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
ParrrrTay is ranked 184,713th in the world and 122nd in Canada for Most Stationary, with 71.5706486392 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : ParrrrTay altered its national flag.
- : ParrrrTay lodged a message on the Canada Regional Message Board.
- : ParrrrTay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : ParrrrTay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : ParrrrTay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : ParrrrTay's influence in Canada rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
- : ParrrrTay relocated from Balder to Canada.
- : ParrrrTay was refounded in Balder.
- : ParrrrTay ceased to exist in Canada.
- : ParrrrTay's influence in Canada rose from "Unproven" to "Page".