The Staggering Hills of ParrrrTay is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 49.391 billion ParrrrTayians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Education is also considered important, while Healthcare and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parkplace Pub. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.3%.

The frighteningly efficient ParrrrTayian economy, worth a remarkable 4,349 trillion Rums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 88,072 Rums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,820 per year while the poor average 22,492, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in ParrrrTay, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, you can't spell society without CIS, and Leader lights cigars with a hundred-Rum bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ParrrrTay's national animal is the Hampster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ParrrrTay is ranked 101,127^th in the world and 74^th in Canada for Most Developed, scoring 61.17 on the Human Development Index.