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The Staggering Hills of ParrrrTay

“You gotta fight for your right to ParrrrTay!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Canada

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ParrrrTay

Population44.156 billion

CapitalParkplace Pub

Currencysmash
Animalhampster

The Staggering Hills of ParrrrTay is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 44.156 billion ParrrrTayians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Education is also considered important, while Healthcare and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parkplace Pub. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.3%.

The frighteningly efficient ParrrrTayian economy, worth a remarkable 3,888 trillion smashes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 88,072 smashes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,811 per year while the poor average 22,858, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in ParrrrTay, and all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ParrrrTay's national animal is the hampster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ParrrrTay is ranked 184,713th in the world and 122nd in Canada for Most Stationary, with 71.5706486392 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 413thLargest Populations: 454thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 667thSafest: 1,231stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,673rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,588thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,183rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,753rdHighest Economic Output: 4,964thRudest Citizens: 8,245thMost Influential: 8,898thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,063rdMost Secular: 9,119thLowest Crime Rates: 12,405thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,527thBest Weather: 12,550thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,366thMost Primitive: 20,230thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,575thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,201stMost Advanced Public Education: 27,747th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ParrrrTay altered its national flag.
  • : ParrrrTay lodged a message on the Canada Regional Message Board.
  • : ParrrrTay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : ParrrrTay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : ParrrrTay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : ParrrrTay's influence in Canada rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
  • : ParrrrTay relocated from Balder to Canada.
  • : ParrrrTay was refounded in Balder.
  • : ParrrrTay ceased to exist in Canada.
  • : ParrrrTay's influence in Canada rose from "Unproven" to "Page".

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