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The Overt Anacrusis of Prritain

“Well, That's a Thing” Liam Blunkett

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Realm of the Whispering Winds

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Prritain

Population1.661 billion

CapitalNewer Caledonia
LeaderLiam Blunkett
FaithSchizophrenia

CurrencyPrround
AnimalIl Leone

The Overt Anacrusis of Prritain is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Liam Blunkett with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.661 billion Prritts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newer Caledonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Prrittish economy, worth 185 trillion Prrounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 111,923 Prrounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 531,041 per year while the poor average 13,920, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Drowning sailors are hung out to dry, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, and chess defeat has made Liam Blunkett the laughingstock of dictators and grandmasters alike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Prritain's national animal is the Il Leone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Schizophrenia.

Prritain is ranked 222,920th in the world and 94th in Realm of the Whispering Winds for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -12.65 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,148thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,314thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,901stLargest Mining Sector: 3,913thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,992ndMost Avoided: 4,392ndMost Devout: 5,368thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,821stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,913thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,066thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,221stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,306thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,443rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,757thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,895thLargest Black Market: 14,444thMost Conservative: 16,283rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,014thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,507thMost Authoritarian: 21,919th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Prritain's influence in Realm of the Whispering Winds rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Prritain voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Provisional Rule in Wartime".
  • : Following new legislation in Prritain, chess defeat has made Liam Blunkett the laughingstock of dictators and grandmasters alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Prritain, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : Following new legislation in Prritain, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Prritain, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • : Following new legislation in Prritain, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
  • : Following new legislation in Prritain, any machine that shows any glimmer of intelligence is scrapped for parts.
  • : Prritain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Prritain, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.

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