The Union of Prritain is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mymy Schoppenboer with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.886 billion Prritts are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newer Caledonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Prrittish economy, worth 444 trillion Prrounds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,349 Prrounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians take citizens for idiots, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Newer Caledonia's water use, and voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Prritain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Prritain's national animal is the Ambiguous Puzuma, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Schizophrenia.

Prritain is ranked 892^nd in the world and 2^nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Primitive, scoring 270.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.