The Exhausted Tinkerer of Ryde Alloore is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.994 billion Ryde Allooreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Ryde Alloorean economy, worth 268 trillion Tithes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,379 Tithes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and Ryde Alloore has designated Ryde Alloore City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown. Ryde Alloore's national animal is the Cat.

Ryde Alloore is ranked 73,650^th in the world and 13^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.