Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Lazarus
Population | 23.546 billion |
Capital | Agletta Imperia |
Leader | Gaius Mike Flavius Carus |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Fish |
The Res Publica Principium of Shoelancia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gaius Mike Flavius Carus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.546 billion Shoelanciani are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agletta Imperia. The average income tax rate is 1.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Shoelancian economy, worth a remarkable 4,514 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 191,736 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, and songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shoelancia's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Shoelancia is ranked 274,329th in the world and 10,181st in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 7.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Shoelancia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Shoelancia, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
- : Following new legislation in Shoelancia, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
- : Following new legislation in Shoelancia, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
- : Following new legislation in Shoelancia, applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts.
- : Following new legislation in Shoelancia, Gaius Mike Flavius Carus has killer fashion sense.
- : Following new legislation in Shoelancia, only the richest get to see out of their windows.
- : Shoelancia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Shoelancia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Shoelancia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.