The Republic of Suevivor Island is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Subee Honey with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.577 billion Suevivor Islandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Suevivor Islandian economy, worth 394 trillion Buttons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 52,045 Buttons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, Subee Honey's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, and the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suevivor Island's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Suevivor Island is ranked 190,367^th in the world and 48^th in Texas for Most Primitive, scoring -76.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.