The Constitutional Monarchy of Synnadine is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, humorless population of 25.054 billion Synnadineans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Synnadinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,817 trillion coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,444 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in New Alexandria, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Synnadine's national animal is the Great Mountain Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Guardians.

Synnadine is ranked 269,018^th in the world and 11^th in The Great Chili for Most Primitive, scoring -234.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.