The Territories of Tchwartzhad is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Ludwig Leichhardt with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.285 billion Tchwartzhadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of October City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.8%.

The powerhouse Tchwartzhadian economy, worth 762 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 49,879 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

People who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Tchwartzhad's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Tchwartzhad is ranked 88,902^nd in the world and 18^th in Arctic for Most Developed, scoring 64.38 on the Human Development Index.