The Territories of Tchwartzhad is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Ludwig Leichhardt with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.296 billion Tchwartzhadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of October City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.8%.

The powerhouse Tchwartzhadian economy, worth 762 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 49,879 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

People who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Tchwartzhad's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Tchwartzhad is ranked 296,916^th in the world and 34^th in Arctic for Most Cultured, scoring 48 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.