The Rogue Nation of Tewi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by BunnyEars with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.261 billion Tewians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BunTown. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tewian economy, worth a remarkable 1,680 trillion labor vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 181,442 labor vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and Tewians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tewi's national animal is the bun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is bun butt.

Tewi is ranked 6,422^nd in the world and 50^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 11,192.17 on the Gilded Widget Scale.