The Benevolent Dictatorship of The United Capital of Adam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Adam Blue with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 26.103 billion Bastards enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The United Capital of Adam City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient a TUCOAN economy, worth a remarkable 8,163 trillion Blue Bills a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 312,753 Blue Bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (The United Capital of Adam has found 4 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Capital of Adam's national animal is the genetically engineered war falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of All.

The United Capital of Adam is ranked 293,107^th in the world and 11,182^nd in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -1154.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.