The United Commonwealths of The Washington Federation is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jeffery Torkowitz with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.933 billion Washingtonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Washingtonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion Richmonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,186 Richmonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and children seem to be getting better at lying these days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Washington Federation's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Manifest Destiny.

The Washington Federation is ranked 25,542^nd in the world and 77^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Secular, with 41.88 Atheism Rate.