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The United Commonwealths of The Washington Federation

“E pluribus unum.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks

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The Washington Federation

Population539 million

CapitalDistrict of Columbia

CurrencyRichmond
AnimalBald Eagle

The United Commonwealths of The Washington Federation is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 539 million Washingtonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Washingtonian economy, worth 37.4 trillion Richmonds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,350 Richmonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homophobia is off the menu, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in District of Columbia's playgrounds, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Washington Federation's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Washington Federation is ranked 11,888th in the world and 20th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,238thMost Influential: 6,883rdMost Armed: 6,898thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,764thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,142ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,888thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,337thNicest Citizens: 12,910thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,757thMost Inclusive: 17,365thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,172nd
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Washington Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in The Washington Federation, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Washington Federation, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in The Washington Federation, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in District of Columbia's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in The Washington Federation, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in The Washington Federation, prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued.
  • : The Washington Federation lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
  • : The Washington Federation voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in The Washington Federation, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Washington Federation, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.

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