Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Population | 977 million |
Capital | j6geva |
Leader | arnold rüütel |
Currency | rubla |
Animal | moth |
The Kolhoos of J6geva is a huge, genial nation, ruled by arnold rüütel with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 977 million j6gevans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of j6geva. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient J6gevan economy, worth 111 trillion rublas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,136 rublas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown. J6geva's national animal is the moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
J6geva is ranked 154,351st in the world and 155th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,768.57 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in J6geva, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in J6geva, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
- : Following new legislation in J6geva, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : Following new legislation in J6geva, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
- : Following new legislation in J6geva, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
- : J6geva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in J6geva, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in J6geva, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
- : J6geva was endorsed by The Confederacy of Coproliticusia.
- : Following new legislation in J6geva, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 46 » The Washington Federation, America the Greater, Yodle, Puttt, Lotarmy, Loonielan, Gine Caruttiva, Batcountry, Lemona, Masiona, Sefai, Mars Hotel, Skrewty, United Lovervyche, Santu Surgo, Maen, Illuminous Tee Swirl, Otherland, Enricia, Mingde, Hot Catboys, Prachu, The Nex, Vitorianiania, Krayo29, Southsea, Pomboodowl, Pheonixknight, Gharghot, Harchk, New United Common-lands, Sniper Slayers, So Much Freedom, Oldmanzakk, Greater Drussi, New Zephyra, Wellackshulia, Claibornia, Blue Harbor, Huvak, Ignis Aequitatis, Flomonga, Flanelvia, Mornamaa, Lobroynia, and Coproliticusia.