The Kolhoos of J6geva is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by arnold rüütel with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.785 billion j6gevans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of j6geva. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient J6gevan economy, worth a remarkable 1,104 trillion rublas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 230,729 rublas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to J6geva as a reminder of their "special relationship", literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is totally unknown. J6geva's national animal is the moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is noth.

J6geva is ranked 2,799^th in the world and 11^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Developed, scoring 97.47 on the Human Development Index.