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The Kolhoos of J6geva

“Motho”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks

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J6geva

Population977 million

Capitalj6geva
Leaderarnold rüütel

Currencyrubla
Animalmoth

The Kolhoos of J6geva is a huge, genial nation, ruled by arnold rüütel with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 977 million j6gevans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of j6geva. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient J6gevan economy, worth 111 trillion rublas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,136 rublas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown. J6geva's national animal is the moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

J6geva is ranked 154,351st in the world and 155th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,768.57 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,663rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,672ndMost Pacifist: 4,263rdMost Influential: 4,954thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,964thNicest Citizens: 5,301stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,402ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,589thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,632ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,620thSafest: 8,195thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,604thMost Inclusive: 9,014thBest Weather: 9,932ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,238thMost Secular: 11,079thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,495thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,531stRudest Citizens: 12,287thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,709thMost Developed: 14,085thHighest Food Quality: 14,970thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,478thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16,249thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,026thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,055thNudest: 20,350thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,224thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,859thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,867thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,900thLargest Governments: 27,863rdMost Politically Free: 28,572nd
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Most Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in J6geva, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in J6geva, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in J6geva, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in J6geva, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
  • : Following new legislation in J6geva, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : J6geva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in J6geva, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in J6geva, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • : J6geva was endorsed by The Confederacy of Coproliticusia.
  • : Following new legislation in J6geva, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.

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