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The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR

“🌜 M O O N! That spells government! 🌛”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Yggdrasil

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Thembria SSR

Population12.816 billion

CapitalMoskau
LeaderDemon Goddess Ifurita
Faiththe Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita

CurrencySteam
AnimalSnow Duck

The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Demon Goddess Ifurita with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, digital currency, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.816 billion Wing Nibblers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thembria SSRian economy, worth a remarkable 9,063 trillion Steams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 707,166 Steams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Thembria SSRian military, the nation tends not to learn from its history, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Moskau Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thembria SSR's national animal is the Snow Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita.

Thembria SSR is ranked 17th in the world and 1st in Yggdrasil for Most Devout, with 67,139.15 Prayers Per Hour.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 5thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13thMost Devout: 17thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19thMost Subsidized Industry: 19thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20thMost Advanced Public Education: 21stHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rdLargest Governments: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 36thLowest Crime Rates: 45thHighest Average Incomes: 54thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72ndLargest Black Market: 89thLargest Information Technology Sector: 91stMost Beautiful Environments: 128thBest Weather: 133rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 140thMost Scientifically Advanced: 203rdHealthiest Citizens: 358thLargest Welfare Programs: 368thHighest Economic Output: 448thMost Influential: 1,136thSmartest Citizens: 1,513thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,063rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,167thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,349thMost Authoritarian: 4,192ndMost Conservative: 4,837thTop
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Most Extreme: 10,139thMost Stationary: 10,285thMost Developed: 11,706thMost Income Equality: 14,142ndLargest Populations: 15,017th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Moskau Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Thembria SSRian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Demon Goddess Ifurita on Thembria SSR's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Thembria SSR.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.

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