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The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR

“🌜 M O O N! That spells government! 🌛”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Yggdrasil

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Thembria SSR

Population14.421 billion

CapitalMoskau
LeaderDemon Goddess Ifurita
Faiththe Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita

CurrencySteam
AnimalSnow Duck

The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Demon Goddess Ifurita with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.421 billion Wing Nibblers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thembria SSRian economy, worth an astonishing 10,753 trillion Steams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 745,684 Steams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2, they who do not work shall not eat, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thembria SSR's national animal is the Snow Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita.

Thembria SSR is ranked 205,004th in the world and 127th in Yggdrasil for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -36.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12thHighest Poor Incomes: 13thMost Devout: 17thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Governments: 20thMost Advanced Public Education: 22ndMost Subsidized Industry: 24thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24thMost Corrupt Governments: 32ndLowest Crime Rates: 36thLargest Black Market: 48thHighest Average Incomes: 53rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 88thMost Beautiful Environments: 116thBest Weather: 131stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134thMost Scientifically Advanced: 162ndMost Efficient Economies: 282ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 351stHealthiest Citizens: 352ndHighest Economic Output: 355thMost Armed: 397thLargest Welfare Programs: 431stSmartest Citizens: 1,167thMost Influential: 1,197thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,044thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,641stMost Authoritarian: 5,428thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,203rdMost Conservative: 8,201stMost Stationary: 9,244thTop
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Most Developed: 12,210thLargest Populations: 14,603rdMost Extreme: 17,168th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Thembria SSR approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn Mikeswill".
  • : Thembria SSR approved the World Assembly proposal "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Thembria SSR approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Christian Democrats".
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.

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