The Empire of Timberock is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.76 billion Timberockians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockenstone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The powerhouse Timberockian economy, worth 177 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,667 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timberock's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timberock is ranked 132,911^th in the world and 6,387^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.46 law-abiding acts per hour.