The Lost Wildlife Admirer of Ban Oldern is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Doje Kryqu Rykan Wystwnlyq III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.369 billion Banolds are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hjuin. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Banoldi economy, worth 143 trillion Oleris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 104,733 Oleris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, millions of Banolds are excellent swimmers, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and one can wake up in Ban Oldern and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown. Ban Oldern's national animal is the Phoenix Catfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Kanisan Folk Religion.

Ban Oldern is ranked 3,544^th in the world and 19^th in Refugia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 17,270.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.