The Matriarchy of Uwuguaya is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The High Gynode with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and lack of airports. The compassionate population of 3.12 billion Uwuguayans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uwuguaya City. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse uwu economy, worth 258 trillion uwuwus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 82,761 uwuwus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting the best uwu restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age', all the playground's a stage for uwu schoolchildren, and only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uwuguaya's national animal is the uwuguayan panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Uwuguaya is ranked 16,982^nd in the world and 94^th in Refugia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,709.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.