The Unified People of Tovenia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Thane Yan-Ronson with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.295 billion Tovenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hougun. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tovenian economy, worth 983 trillion Lys a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,852 Lys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Tovenia has found 5 easter eggs), Thane Yan-Ronson has killer fashion sense, and aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tovenia's national animal is the Tree Weasle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Non-existent.

Tovenia is ranked 14,997^th in the world and 84^th in Refugia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,248.74 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.