The Empire of Toobya is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 22.328 billion Toobyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Toobyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion roris a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,588 roris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toobya has designated Toobya City as its capital city, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toobya's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Toobya is ranked 40,204^th in the world and 2,498^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.6 law-abiding acts per hour.