The Parliamentary republic of Triumphancy is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Suspect with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.193 billion Triumphants enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trentonia. The average income tax rate is 3.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triumphant economy, worth a remarkable 1,366 trillion one piece is reais a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 220,630 one piece is reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomacy is a foreign concept to Triumphants, meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily, teenage boys are raving about how the latest AI assistant sounds exactly like a sexy movie star, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triumphancy's national animal is the quazybear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stencilism.

Triumphancy is ranked 2,317^th in the world and 39^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 247 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.