The Wanderer's Haven of Lux Prima is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Iacomus Xenios with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.58 billion Lux Primen enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lux Maximum. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lux Priman economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion Lucas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 164,067 Lucas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and the government spends twice its healthcare budget on replacing stolen pens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lux Prima's national animal is the Sun Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lux Prima is ranked 330,185^th in the world and 4,918^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22.98 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.