The Freedom of UDL is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mahaj with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.895 billion UDLians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Bow. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The frighteningly efficient UDLian economy, worth a remarkable 2,894 trillion UNIS a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,117 UNIS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Ill and injured visitors in UDL have to walk it off until they return home, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UDL's national animal is the Fenda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Defenderism.

UDL is ranked 284,558^th in the world and 10,939^th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.42 pounds of wildlife per square mile.