The Crown of Vegvarak is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Cetsiddan Cozottavac with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 22.805 billion Vegvaraki have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cozottavac. The average income tax rate is 13.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Vegvaraki economy, worth a remarkable 2,822 trillion dienars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 123,763 dienars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A milk bath costs more than bathing in money, Pater Maxxmas is said to deliver self-judgment rather than silver jewellery, there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows, and television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment. Crime is totally unknown. Vegvarak's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trabadian Catholicism.

Vegvarak is ranked 58,233^rd in the world and 37^th in Catholic for Most Corrupt Governments, with 31.33 kickbacks per hour.