The Empire of Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Senad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.464 billion Bosanci i Hercegovcis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Education, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarajevo. The average income tax rate is 70.3%.

The thriving Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvoan economy, worth 211 trillion BAMS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,795 BAMS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, news headlines usually include p-values, children often kick Pigeons for amusement, and the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo is ranked 28,012^th in the world and 404^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 110.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.