The One of the Twin Peaks of Gorzi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by David Cooper with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.519 billion Swans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The White Lodge. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient as I am economy, worth a remarkable 6,877 trillion e-Feders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 392,550 e-Feders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

David Cooper is famed for giving great back rubs, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, saying "don't do anything that David Cooper wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown. Gorzi's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reciprocity.

Gorzi is ranked 2,818^th in the world and 59^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 141.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.