The Socialist Republic of Warzakie is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Docoman Bryan's with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.229 billion Warzakiens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsakars. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warzakieans economy, worth 990 trillion USSPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 158,935 USSPS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Rare steaks seem even bluer now, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", and the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warzakie's national animal is the Siberian Tigers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Warzakie is ranked 19,147^th in the world and 116^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 103.74 kickbacks per hour.