The Awesome States of Weltbeherrschung is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leider Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.829 billion Weltbeherrschungians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zentrum der Macht. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Weltbeherrschungian economy, worth a remarkable 8,832 trillion Reichspfennigs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 306,376 Reichspfennigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy. Crime is totally unknown. Weltbeherrschung's national animal is the Great Tit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Weltbeherrschung is ranked 5,345^th in the world and 108^th in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 46.45 average smiles per day.