The Slaypublic of Gliesetonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Evan Pickering with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 10.913 billion Gliesetonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gliese City. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gliesetonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,581 trillion Gliens a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 236,582 Gliens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, future leaders of Gliesetonia regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime is totally unknown. Gliesetonia's national animal is the Capybara, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gliesetonia is ranked 1,458^th in the world and 39^th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 313.57 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.