The Pink Holy of Kalebo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.859 billion Kaleboans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaleboan economy, worth 540 trillion Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,163 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Kaleboan satellites can detect it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalebo's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kalebo is ranked 11,553^rd in the world and 238^th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 151.37 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.