The United Kingdom of Western Weassey is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Zorch with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.595 billion Western Weasseans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redwike. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Western Weasseyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,577 trillion Wolf Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 308,519 Wolf Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to King Zorch's wardrobe. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Weassey's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Western Weassey is ranked 2,433^rd in the world and 6^th in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 137.2 law-abiding acts per hour.