The Colony of WISSA33 is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 11.056 billion WISSA33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient WISSA33ian economy, worth 441 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,894 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. WISSA33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

WISSA33 is ranked 184,276^th in the world and 1^st in Wissenschaftliche Abteilung for Most Primitive, scoring -73.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.