The Not an scp foundation puppet of Envoi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by darth plagueis the wise with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate population of 2.12 billion Envoians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wisconsin Dells. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Envoian economy, worth 233 trillion urbuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,254 urbuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Envoi's national animal is the scp 096, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is sillyism.

Envoi is ranked 13,132^nd in the world and 39^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Safest, scoring 118.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.