The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.726 billion Yodleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 5,803 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 327,403 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Yodle City Human Races against long odds, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns. Crime is totally unknown. Yodle's national animal is the Human Race, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Yodle is ranked 365^th in the world and 1^st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Nicest Citizens, with 161.56 average smiles per day.