The 𝔐𝔢𝔴𝔦𝔫𝔤 ℭ𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔩 of Lemona is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Charles Mac Cartháigh with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 4.84 billion Lemonans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lemonan economy, worth 859 trillion Dogecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,673 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War vets look after war animals, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility, and children grow up believing the sun to be a myth. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemona's national animal is the Imperial Gecko, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Lemona is ranked 20,281^st in the world and 11^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Corrupt Governments, with 99.54 kickbacks per hour.