Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Ambassador
Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Population | 8.708 billion |
Capital | Lars City |
Leader | Lars Arnoldson |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Slovak |
Animal | Dog |
The Imperial Provinces of Lkandria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lars Arnoldson with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.708 billion Lkandrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lars City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Lkandrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,572 trillion Slovaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 295,460 Slovaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lkandria's national animal is the Dog and its national religion is Atheism.
Lkandria is ranked 2,792nd in the world and 1st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Corrupt Governments, with 301.43 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lkandria lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
- : Lkandria lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
- : Lkandria was endorsed by The Democratic Abyss of Amonagus.
- : Lkandria's influence in The Region That Has No Big Banks fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
- : Lkandria lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
- : Lkandria lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
- : Lkandria lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
- : Lkandria published "War Dispatch for TRTHNBB" (Factbook: Miscellaneous).
- : Lkandria lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
- : Lkandria lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 39 » Yodle, Santu Surgo, Lotarmy, Mars Hotel, Asturii, The Washington Federation, Greater Drussi, Triangola, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Lemona, Danobia, Hitentherps, Scooteristan, Ardeyn, Enricia, United Lovervyche, Celist, Pyhdon, The Bankland, Batcountry, Vladyslak, Nirmolland, Voxelburg, Oursulaert, United States Of Alpha, Placuchia, Partisan Italy, Achrom, Claibornia, Turkiea, Quarij, Krayo29, Shaojing, Bandarma Nairoda, America the Greater, Gine Caruttiva, Western Arba Fir, Chivka, and Amonagus.